Archives for 13 February 2008
Blonde hottie in bondage
As it happened, three of my co-workers visited for what-not. All of
them immediately noticed the collar (it would be pretty hard not to), and
asked if it was my girlfriend’s idea. I said yes. They asked what I would
say if my supervisor saw it. I said I hadn’t the faintest idea.
One of the aforementioned colleagues took the bench next to me, and
after a few remarks (and a question as to where he could get a collar like
the one I had), settled down to work in silence.
After some time, I checked my watch. 16:40. “Gee, I just might
make it through this after all,” I thought. I was even beginning to get
a handle on the problem with the board on which I was working. Murphy
must have been standing right behind me reading my thoughts, for not more
than two minutes later one of my bosses entered the room. And not just any
boss. Noooooooo. This was Mr. Narrowminded himself. This was the guy who
took Lifespring *and* became a born-again fundamentalist. How he came to
have the power of hire-and-fire over us is one of the Great Mysteries of
The Universe. We avoided this guy at all costs.